…but then again, no. I mean it’s cool and all, but for the amount of money ($499 for the cheaper model) you’d spend on it you could get the following goodness instead:
- 1 Maytag 3.2-cubic foot, top-loading washing machine. Now you can stop hanging out at the laundromat, unless you’re actually into it.
- 2.94 sets of the complete run of The Twilight Zone on DVD. The good one, not the ’80s revival or the crappy one with Forest Whitaker.
- 3.81 bags of 2007 Kennedy half-dollars, 200 coins each. Don’t spend them all in one place.
- 4.99 sets of the Lil Jon Pimp Cup Combo. Of course you’ll want to splurge and get the full fifth set.
- 33.29 “Dramatic Chipmunk” t-shirts. Actually, it’s a prairie dog but whatever. Get yours now and be relevant for the next 2 weeks!
- 41.65 brand-new copies of The Very Best of David Hasselhoff on CD. Floor cheeseburgers not included.
- 100.8 2-oz. packages of Divine Bovine beef jerky. Save a pull for me!
- 166.89 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh “Strike of Neos” cards. I have no idea what the hell Yu-Gi-Oh is, but apparently the kids are into it.
- 250.75 1-lb. bags of Birds Eye Sweet Garden Peas, priced at my local ShopRite (frozen, not currently on sale). Nutritious and cold!
And so on…
I’m holding off on an iPhone until they add a grappling hook. Griffin is probably developing an aftermarket iGrapple accessory, but I want mine built in, dammit!
If they add the iShark Repellent Spray that’ll seal the deal for me.
Is it that difficult for people to identify cute mammals? That’s why I only shop at the authentic Dramatic Prairie Dog website.
I’m holding off on an iPhone until they add a grappling hook.
You could always get a Webstor.