According to the Website Value Calculator, this site is worth a whopping…wait for it…$103! But wait! It gets even better, according to the Calculator…
- “Your site could sell text link advertisements at a rate of approximately $0/Link/Month.”
- “If you sell eight links, you could earn approximately $1/Month selling text links on your site.”
- “Your site could earn approximately $2/Month through creative product placements.”
I have my principles, but that sweet, sweet product placement money may be too good for me to pass up. I’ll have to think about it first. Let me crack open an ice cold Coors Light and take a spin in my Mercury Milan before I decide on whether to whore out…
Oh hell, why not?! Bank of America Presents the Man in the Gray Flannel Suit has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Yeah, I’m Lovin’ It too!
Sweet holy fuck!
Earnings Report for mizerychick.livejournal.com
Your site is valued at: $12,886,034
How… why… I think I just broke my brain.
Damn, my LJ is only at $12,884,029.
That seems reasonable. My LJ that I haven’t posted to in over a year is worth $12,883,726 more than my blog that has over 850 posts. Why the hell am I doing this again?