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		<title>&#8220;A gut wrenching day for The ClayNation&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/2008/09/24/a-gut-wrenching-day-for-the-claynation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll start off by stating that I don&#8217;t care that Clay Aiken has finally decided to let us in on the painfully obvious - <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/story//ap/20080924/ap_en_ce/people_clay_aiken" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:urchinTracker ('/outbound/article/news.yahoo.com');">he&#8217;s gay</a>.  I&#8217;m offended not by his sexual orientation (I am a huge fan of Queen and Judas Priest after all), but rather by his mediocre and boring music.  But while Aiken&#8217;s revelation met with a resounding &#8220;meh&#8221; from most of the American public, there is a subset of the population - self-titled ClayMates - who have had a hard time keeping the old stiff upper lip, as it were.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a sampling of dispatches from deep inside ClayNation - <a href="http://theclayboard.yuku.com" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:urchinTracker ('/outbound/article/theclayboard.yuku.com');">The Clayboard</a> forums.  Read and weep, my friends:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation.  Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream.&#8221; - strollynn63</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I wish him well and hope he gets some peace of mind now BUT I feel he lied to everyone-especially us fans. He should have just said so years ago. I feel like we were &#8220;used&#8221;. I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it&#8217;s a bit too weird! He isn&#8217;t just the plain ordinary person with the values he first stood for.-but it&#8217;s just my opinion.&#8221; - NJ4ClayA</p>
<p>&#8220;please tell me I&#8217;m not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I&#8217;m so upset. This can&#8217;t be real!! How can you guys say this won&#8217;t change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don&#8217;t even know what to think right now.&#8221; - Holmes24</p>
<p>&#8220;Okay, i&#8217;m going to come right off and say that when I saw it, I did cry. and I probably will if and when it is confirmed. Which will be tomorrow morning hopefully. I&#8217;ll probably be late for my first class, because i&#8217;ll be surfing the internet in the library. I knew in my heart for awhile that he was-&#8230;but my head was having nothing to do with it. I knew it might come eventually, but again my brain denyed it. I&#8217;m sure its a shock to all of us, weather we believe it or not. And for all those people who think he lied to all of us, I say whatever. I&#8217;m glad he picked now to say this and not a few years ago. He has gathered many fans over the years and im sure that if he had come out before, that there wouldnt be as many.&#8221; - MissMuffins31</p>
<p>&#8220;I am very very sad.&#8221; - RedBay</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t understand how anyone can say that this changes nothing. It&#8217;s as simple as this for me: Clay is NOT the person I thought he was. I can&#8217;t look at him the same way again and this is killing me. I want SO bad to feel the same about him but right now I just can&#8217;t. And the funny thing is I have NO problem with gay people. But it&#8217;s just that he lied about it and I can&#8217;t forgive him.&#8221; - Holmes24 (again)</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve cried a river of tears and truthfully do not know where I stand right now. I am envious of those who can take this news and continue to state their unconditional love and support for Clay. Right now all I can think of is that he is a fantastic entertainer but I took him at his word and it appears that his word isn&#8217;t what I thought it was.&#8221; - clayncfan</p>
<p>&#8220;I have defended Clay for years against these accusations. What do I say now?&#8221; - kwiltro</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ll tell you what you can say, kwiltro.  You stand tall, you look those people right in the eye and you say in your most confident voice, &#8220;I LOVE SHITTY MUSIC, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?!?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Friday and I&#8217;m out of fresh material&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/2007/04/27/its-friday-and-im-out-of-fresh-material/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:29:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;so I will just let you bask in the glory of Indian Superman.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;so I will just let you bask in the glory of Indian Superman.</p>
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		<title>Choke on that!</title>
		<link>http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/2007/03/21/choke-on-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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I think on the ranking of most disturbing signs ever, this has to go near the top.   This little number is courtesy the deranged folks at Hewlett-Packard, and came in the packaging of a recent printer purchase.  I&#8217;m no forensic expert, but it seems pretty obvious that the hand pictured here does [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/hp_choke.jpg"title="Disturbing on so many levels…"  ><img src="http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/index.php?feedimage=wp-content/uploads/2007/03/hp_choke.thumbnail.jpg" alt="Disturbing on so many levels…" /></a></p>
<p>I think on the ranking of most disturbing signs ever, this has to go near the top.   This little number is courtesy the deranged folks at Hewlett-Packard, and came in the packaging of a recent printer purchase.  I&#8217;m no forensic expert, but it seems pretty obvious that the hand pictured here does not belong to the choking victim.</p>
<p>In any case, I think I get the picture - do <strong>not </strong>place a plastic bag over a CPR doll and proceed to choke it with a freakishly large palm.  Thanks to you, HP, I just avoided making a very bad life decision.</p>
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