Retrotisement: Encyclopædia Britannica

Categories: Retrotisements

Here's a little history lesson for you young'uns.  Back before this internet thing, and way before Wikipedia, people like me used to look up stuff in these big things called encyclopedias.  They didn't list every single episode of That's So Raven or every Pokemon character, but they were generally useful nonetheless. Now I don't recall ever getting that pumped over looking up where John Quincy Adams was born*, but I don't doubt that many a young man did experience that feeling of euphoria.  ... Read on, Daddy-O

Retrotisements: Holiday cookout edition

Categories: Retrotisements

For those of us in the good ol' U.S. of A, Independence Day celebration time is almost here.  And that means that for those of us not spending the day looking for fingers blown off by illegal fireworks, it's cookout time!  So invite your friends and family over (Except for your second cousin Fred.  Holy crap, that guy's a boor.) and let's consume some charred flesh! First things first: let's fire up the grill!  (Kingsford Match Light charcoal, 1981) Who's up for some hot ... Read on, Daddy-O

Retrotisement - Motorola Calypso turntable

Categories: Retrotisements

Due to all these record covers I've been posting lately, I've got vinyl on the brain. A recent article I caught on CNN (which I'll discuss more in depth this week) covered the mini-resurgence of vinyl as an actual music delivery format. Fancy that! So let's take a quick trip back to the days when the record was king, and ads like this one from 1957 - for the nifty Motorola Calypso turntable - were ubiquitous. It's probably too small to see ... Read on, Daddy-O

Retrotisements: Batman 1966

Categories: Movies, Retrotisements

Despite the tragic death of Heath Ledger, the intense ad campaign for The Dark Knight continues. Most of these ads reflect the rather dark and disturbing mood the film is sure to revel in. And for many Bat-fans, this is how it should be. Batman is, at its core, a pretty dark and disturbing franchise about a kid whose parents are murdered and trains for years to become a high-tech vigilante. But it wasn't always this way. Despite the ... Read on, Daddy-O

Retrotisements: Prohibition repeal edition

Categories: Retrotisements

Yesterday marked the 75th anniversary of the practical end of Prohibition in the United States. On that day in 1933 - eight months before the passage of the Twenty-First Amendment to the Constitution - it became legal brew and sell beer with 3.2 percent alcohol by weight (4.0 percent by volume). For reference purposes, a can of regular Budweiser is 5.0 percent alcohol by volume. To celebrate this auspicious occasion, I've grabbed a sample of beer ads throughout the years. ... Read on, Daddy-O

Retrotisement - TV Stratolounger

Categories: Retrotisements

Sure, the writer's strike is history and new shows are airing as we speak - but what of comfort? What of style? In my opinion, most modern furniture is simply not up to the task of providing optimum TV viewing enjoyment and relaxation. Enter...the TV Stratolounger with Relax-A-Vision©, circa 1960. Honestly, does life get any better than this? Wait, don't answer that, Maverick is about to start.SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Retrotisement - TV Stratolounger", url: "http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/2008/03/20/retrotisement-tv-stratolounger/" }); Read on, Daddy-O

Interesting stuff I now know thanks to Wikipedia (Vol. 1)

Categories: Listcruft

Sherlock Holmes has an older brother, and his name is Mycroft. At 727 feet, the Renaissance Center is the tallest building in Michigan (the Empire State Building, by comparison, is 1,250 feet). Geraldine Doyle is the model for the iconic WWII "We Can Do It!" poster, but didn't even know it until 1984. Gargoyle originates from the French word gargouille, originally "throat" or "gullet". California currently has 53 congressional districts in the US House of Representatives, the most in the country. Alaska, Delaware, Montana, North ... Read on, Daddy-O

Sweaty feet = profits

Categories: Rants

Just when I thought I had seen all the ways unscrupulous advertisers could come up with to separate idiots from their money, along come detoxifying foot pads. If you haven’t yet seen any of the commercials for these things, they are a hoot. Here’s a typical ad for this miracle product:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfhpeQ01Ga8

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Just when I thought I had seen all the ways unscrupulous advertisers could come up with to separate idiots from their money, along come detoxifying foot pads. If you haven't yet seen any of the commercials for these things, they are a hoot. Here's a typical ad for this miracle product: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfhpeQ01Ga8[/youtube] All the ads pretty much employ the same selling tactics and points, which are summarized thusly: Scare the customer. Inform the target that the world is an icky place, full ... Read on, Daddy-O

Retrotisement - Beverly Hills, 90210 dolls

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You kids can have your Webkinzes and your Dora the Explorer crap. Back in my day - well, maybe a little past my day - we had real toys. Why, take these Beverly Hills, 90210 dolls. No seriously, take them. Sadly, it seems this set didn't include Brian Austin Green, probably because his character hadn't completely sold his soul and driven his best friend to suicide yet, all in an effort to get with the in-crowd. Even sadder is ... Read on, Daddy-O

Cha-ching!

Categories: Blogstuff

According to the Website Value Calculator, this site is worth a whopping…wait for it…$103!  But wait!  It gets even better, according to the Calculator…

“Your site could sell text link advertisements at a rate of approximately $0/Link/Month.”
“If you sell eight links, you could earn approximately $1/Month selling text links on your site.”
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According to the Website Value Calculator, this site is worth a whopping...wait for it...$103!  But wait!  It gets even better, according to the Calculator... "Your site could sell text link advertisements at a rate of approximately $0/Link/Month." "If you sell eight links, you could earn approximately $1/Month selling text links on your site." "Your site could earn approximately $2/Month through creative product placements." I have my principles, but that sweet, sweet product placement money may be too good for me to pass up.  I'll have to ... Read on, Daddy-O