I don't know if you've seen these awful "All because two people fell in love" signs, but they're inescapable these days.  They're usually found either as stand-alone signs or as a frame full of pictures of peoples' kids.  The first time I saw one of these, I thought it was kind of sweet - in a somewhat treacly sort of way. Now the damn things are everywhere, and I've grown to loathe them.  The only thing worse than trite sentimentality is mass-marketed trite ... Read on, Daddy-O