Chris Hansen is getting desperate

Categories: Television

Imagine Chris Hansen’s dilemma - he has worked hard for years to build a reputation as a respectable journalist, won multiple Emmy Awards, and he is now known by most people as the guy who berates horny pedophiles on To Catch a Predator. So in an effort to show his range, he’s expanded his [...]

Imagine Chris Hansen's dilemma - he has worked hard for years to build a reputation as a respectable journalist, won multiple Emmy Awards, and he is now known by most people as the guy who berates horny pedophiles on To Catch a Predator. So in an effort to show his range, he's expanded his offerings with similar investigations like To Catch an I.D. Thief and To Catch a Car Thief. I didn't catch the car thief one, but the I.D. ... Read on, Daddy-O

Maybe you could buy an iPhone…

Categories: Humor

…but then again, no. I mean it’s cool and all, but for the amount of money ($499 for the cheaper model) you’d spend on it you could get the following goodness instead:

1 Maytag 3.2-cubic foot, top-loading washing machine. Now you can stop hanging out at the laundromat, unless you’re actually into it.
2.94 sets [...]

...but then again, no. I mean it's cool and all, but for the amount of money ($499 for the cheaper model) you'd spend on it you could get the following goodness instead: 1 Maytag 3.2-cubic foot, top-loading washing machine. Now you can stop hanging out at the laundromat, unless you're actually into it. 2.94 sets of the complete run of The Twilight Zone on DVD. The good one, not the '80s revival or the crappy one with Forest Whitaker. 3.81 bags of ... Read on, Daddy-O