In an effort to make the drab five-dollar bill more appealing (and to combat counterfeiters I suppose), it seems poor ol' Abe Lincoln has been given the metrosexual makeover he so desperately needed. "Ooooh, look at you Mr. Stone Face! 'Grrrr, I'm the president and I freed the slaves! Hey, who are you and how did you get in my private booth?!' Kidding! So listen, just because you've been dead for almost 150 years doesn't mean you can't look ... Read on, Daddy-O