New York news anchor Sue Simmons is usually good for at least one or two laughs during every newscast. She's a capable newsperson, but oftentimes she'll trip over a word and has a hard time recovering. But last night she enunciated all too well during this bumper for the 11 PM news... [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4nK-kWCm1M[/youtube] No Sue, the question is what the fuck are you doing?SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "I need to start watching more local news", url: "http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/2008/05/13/i-need-to-start-watching-more-local-news/" }); Read on, Daddy-O

You kids can have your Webkinzes and your Dora the Explorer crap. Back in my day - well, maybe a little past my day - we had real toys. Why, take these Beverly Hills, 90210 dolls. No seriously, take them. Sadly, it seems this set didn't include Brian Austin Green, probably because his character hadn't completely sold his soul and driven his best friend to suicide yet, all in an effort to get with the in-crowd. Even sadder is ... Read on, Daddy-O

I have no experience in the television industry, but I have to think that keeping hardcore pornography off the Disney Channel can't be all that hard (no pun intended). Maybe it's just a matter of putting a piece of duct tape over the ACTIVATE PORN button on the big control board for the station feed. Seriously though, kids these days are so damn spoiled. Back in my day, I got tendinitis in my neck by craning it every which way to ... Read on, Daddy-O

You can have your fancy-pants plasma HDTVs - for my money ($339.50 to be precise) there is nothing better than this Magnavox beauty. It's everything a TV should be - large, wooden, and... well, large and wooden. And classy? Mister (or miss), this friggin' set oozes class. It comes with its own flower arrangement and tambour doors. I have no idea what tambour doors are, but I want them. Perfect for kicking back on a Saturday afternoon ... Read on, Daddy-O