Ah, what a glorious day it is today! And why, you ask? Because today is the day we mortals celebrate the anniversary of David Hasselhoff's birth of course! David Hasselhoff is, as you may already be aware, one of the three most important figures in history - the other two being William Shatner and the Burger King. So happy birthday and a hearty huzzah to you, you big ol' talking car-driving, paunch-sucking, no shirt-wearing, surreal music career-having, mediocre TV movie-making, floor cheeseburger-eating lug you!