A football fantasy

The scene: Lambeau Field, early morning on July 27

Brett Favre, helmet in hand, strides onto the practice field and approaches Aaron Rodgers as a phalanx of reporters and fans cheers.


Hey Aaron!  I’m here buddy!  Listen, I know I said I was done with football, but I just couldn’t stay away.  I hope that’s cool with you, man.

Aaron looks around tentatively and takes a few steps back.  He runs directly in front of Brett, wheels back his right leg, and kicks him square in the nuts.

The End