The scene: Lambeau Field, early morning on July 27…
Brett Favre, helmet in hand, strides onto the practice field and approaches Aaron Rodgers as a phalanx of reporters and fans cheers.
Hey Aaron! I’m here buddy! Listen, I know I said I was done with football, but I just couldn’t stay away. I hope that’s cool with you, man.
Aaron looks around tentatively and takes a few steps back. He runs directly in front of Brett, wheels back his right leg, and kicks him square in the nuts.