A fortune cookie for Paris Hilton

Well I thought I could make it for the entire life of this blog without mentioning…her. But I’m only human, and the news of Paris Hilton being sentenced to 45 days in the pokey is just too sweet to pass up. So go ahead Paris, open that cellophane wrapper and enjoy!

Eat up princess!

Too harsh? Yeah, I didn’t think so either.

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  • You know, I was going to leave a comment about Paris Hilton’s stupidity, and then my laptop died because I had forgotten to plug it in. So I plugged it in, and while I was waiting for it to boot up I decided to make myself a drink. So I got a glass and went to the freezer for some ice, and found an exploded soda can I had left in the freezer. Not feeling like cleaning it up, I got some ice and went to put it in my glass… except that I had accidentally grabbed a bowl instead of a glass. So I put the bowl away, got a glass, and made my drink. Then I sat down with my laptop again and realized I had left my drink on the counter.

    Now what was I going to do again?

  • You know, I was going to leave a comment about Paris Hilton’s stupidity, and then my laptop died because I had forgotten to plug it in. So I plugged it in, and while I was waiting for it to boot up I decided to make myself a drink. So I got a glass and went to the freezer for some ice, and found an exploded soda can I had left in the freezer. Not feeling like cleaning it up, I got some ice and went to put it in my glass… except that I had accidentally grabbed a bowl instead of a glass. So I put the bowl away, got a glass, and made my drink. Then I sat down with my laptop again and realized I had left my drink on the counter.

    Now what was I going to do again?

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