According to the Website Value Calculator, this site is worth a whopping…wait for it…$103! But wait! It gets even better, according to the Calculator…
- “Your site could sell text link advertisements at a rate of approximately $0/Link/Month.”
- “If you sell eight links, you could earn approximately $1/Month selling text links on your site.”
- “Your site could earn approximately $2/Month through creative product placements.”
I have my principles, but that sweet, sweet product placement money may be too good for me to pass up. I’ll have to think about it first. Let me crack open an ice cold Coors Light and take a spin in my Mercury Milan before I decide on whether to whore out…
Oh hell, why not?! Bank of America Presents the Man in the Gray Flannel Suit has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Yeah, I’m Lovin’ It too!