Sunday, March 29
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Disney porn, it’s Comcastic!

Hey pal, keep those hands where I can see 'em.

I have no experience in the television industry, but I have to think that keeping hardcore pornography off the Disney Channel can’t be all that hard (no pun intended). Maybe it’s just a matter of putting a piece of duct tape over the ACTIVATE PORN button on the big control board for the station feed.

Seriously though, kids these days are so damn spoiled. Back in my day, I got tendinitis in my neck by craning it every which way to see through the scrambled Cinemax cable signal. Now all you have to do is sit through a crappy episode of Handy Manny and they just throw the porn at you. Kind of takes the fun out of it if you ask me.  Alright, maybe it doesn’t.

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