English manglage: Fight Club

The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club, according to this DVR caption, is: If you must talk about Fight Club, do so in a way that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.  Because that’s what Tyler Durden would do.

Sorry for the crappy screen capture. For those with vision problems, here’s what that jumbled mess says: “An insurance claims adjustor randomly meets a jovial soap-salesman after many repeated, desperate efforts to discover peace-of-mind serves to burden his insomniac tendencies, granting a dangerous new idea to create a kickboxing club secretly.”

I think the guy who wrote this maybe took one too many blows to the head, no?

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