Two of the most powerful men in the free world — President Barack Obama and Speaker of the House John Boehner — took to the nation’s airwaves last night to continue their economic slap fight, in what will prove to be one of the low points in American political history. It’s too early to say who won (although I get the feeling the rest of us lose, again), but Google has already rendered a verdict.
Barack Obama is…
John Boehner is…
Not surprisingly, both Obama and Boehner are gay (thanks as always, Google). It’s hard to say who comes off worse though. I mean, Obama is the antichrist, but then again he is a cactus and is my new bicycle. Boehner, on the other hand, is a douchebag, a loser, and of course orange. Hmmm, this is just too close to call.
- Boehner says U.S. can’t default on debt (marketwatch.com)
- Boehner says Democrats’ debt plan full of gimmicks (marketwatch.com)
- Tonight: Dueling Barack Obama John Bohener Televised Speeches (themoderatevoice.com)