Did you know that Zooey Deschanel’s middle name is Claire? I didn’t, because I hate her. Luckily this awesome commercial spoof — “It’s called ‘cotton,’ you’ve probably never heard of it.” — from Regretsy helps ease my white-hot rage against all things adorkable just a little bit.

Go ahead, watch it again. I already have.

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