Nevermind the best new music release of 2007…

I think we have a winner for Greatest CD in the History of Ever. That’s right, the magic of the Weather Channel’s local forecasts is finally available for us mortals to listen to with The Weather Channel Presents Smooth Jazz — A collection of instrument smooth jazz heard on “Local on the 8s.” Calling this a sublime musical experience would be like saying the Grand Canyon is a big hole. This is more like…aural manna.

The Weather Channel Presents Smooth Jazz

Also, if you don’t buy this CD Jim Cantore will fly to your house and punch you in the brain. He farts in Atlanta and causes earthquakes in California, so don’t think for a second he views you as a challenge.

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