If there’s a better show on TV right now than Ninja Warrior (Sasuke), I haven’t found it. Inspired by the greatness of this classic piece of programming, I’m dusting off my quill pen and composing a few haikus in honor of it. I’ve also included some clips, which will probably get yanked at some point.

Speed, grace, strength, talent
a Ninja Warrior needs
That and a wetsuit

Check out Nagano
This guy is a friggin’ beast
It’s not even fair

He’s a weird old dude
But I’m about half his age
He could kick my ass

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