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Retrotisement – Triumph cigarettes

Chris Holmes
posted on February 25, 2007March 29, 2011
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I say any time you can incorporate your company’s name with an advertising slogan, that’s a stroke of genius. So what exactly is the “UMPH!” in Triumph cigarettes? Carbon

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So many decisions…

Chris Holmes
posted on February 24, 2007June 18, 2013
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I’m sure you have been coming here every day for months, wondering what happened to me. Kind of like opening the refrigerator 20 times in a night in the hopes that something new and delicious

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In Concert: Queensrÿche at the Nokia Theater

Chris Holmes
posted on September 25, 2006June 18, 2013
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Concert review of Queensrÿche at New York City's Nokia Theater, September 22,

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COCKS!!

Chris Holmes
posted on September 7, 2006June 12, 2013
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Sometimes the jokes just write themselves,

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Dear God – please let this be a joke

Chris Holmes
posted on July 28, 2006August 30, 2010
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Joe, you poor bastard

Chris Holmes
posted on July 24, 2006June 3, 2011
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I admit that in my day I wrote my share of sappy letters/emails to women. But sweet Lord, Joseph Dobbie’s email makes my pinings look like ransom notes. I know a lot of people feel that it was

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David Hasselhoff – “Jump in My Car”

Chris Holmes
posted on July 10, 2006June 11, 2013
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You remember those “You’re the Star!” video booths they had at Disney, Six Flags and other amusement parks? For $5 you could put on some wacky props like oversized sunglasses and a

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Fare thee well, Everwood

Chris Holmes
posted on June 6, 2006April 5, 2011
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Just my luck – I start watching a show that’s already been established, get completely involved in it and then it goes away. Such has happened with the superlative WB drama Everwood,

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Darth Vader calls the Emperor

Chris Holmes
posted on May 22, 2006August 31, 2010
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Watch this clip. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages. (from Robot Chicken, a truly awesome

Retrotisement – Triumph cigarettes

So many decisions…

In Concert: Queensrÿche at the Nokia Theater

COCKS!!

Dear God – please let this be a joke

Joe, you poor bastard

David Hasselhoff – “Jump in My Car”

Fare thee well, Everwood

Darth Vader calls the Emperor

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