You can have your fancy-pants plasma HDTVs — for my money ($339.50 to be precise) there is nothing better than this Magnavox beauty. It’s everything a TV should be – large, wooden, and… well, large and wooden. And classy? Mister (or miss), this friggin’ set oozes class. It comes with its own flower arrangement and tambour doors. I have no idea what tambour doors are, but I want them. Perfect for kicking back on a Saturday afternoon and watching that local yacht team.

Oh yeah, there’s also a small one available for all you Neanderthal football fans. You get a tray.