Alternative View-Master Captions #1: Poor Lever
Option #2 -- "I am going to KILL whoever put Krazy Glue on this thing!"
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Comic Caption Contest #1 — Diary Secrets
To commemorate my Facebook page passing 200 Likes, I've unveiling a new contest series! It's pretty simple really -- I've blanked some dialogue from a comic book panel and it's up to one of you, my loyal fans, to write your own. I'd rather it be funny or clever in some way, so let's keep it light. Here's the first contest panel:
The fine print: I'll judge the entries personally and announce a winner no later than 4pm Eastern on Friday, April 24. The winner receives a free .mp3! To enter your caption, just head over to the GFS Facebook Fan Page -- click Like if you haven't done so already -- and show me what you got. Only one entry per person will be accepted, and you must be a fan of the Facebook page.
English manglage: Fight Club
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club, according to this DVR caption, is: If you must talk about Fight Club, do so in a way that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Because that's what Tyler Durden would do.
Sorry for the crappy screen capture. For those with vision problems, here's what that jumbled mess says: "An insurance claims adjustor randomly meets a jovial soap-salesman after many repeated, desperate efforts to discover peace-of-mind serves to burden his insomniac tendencies, granting a dangerous new idea to create a kickboxing club secretly."
I think the guy who wrote this maybe took one too many blows to the head, no?
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Think you can do better? Enter here and share!