I can only imagine that the only thing worse than being hit in the eyes by the venom of a spitting cobra would be being hit in the eyes by the venom of a spitting cobra and then having to try to edit an article about said cobra. That's the only explanation I can think of for the gaffes in this recent article from Yahoo! (courtesy LiveScience.com): Man that's gotta suck. Not only does the cobra nail you with some venom but it shouts at you too. "HAVE A FACEFUL OF THIS, JERKOFF!!!#!@ WOOO!$!!@#"