Tuesday, April 7

Tag: Disney Channel

Oh Hey, Another Rebecca Black Song (“Sing It”)

Let's be very clear here -- the only reason you or I are even watching this video is because "Friday" was such a colossally bad song. Of course it turned Rebecca Black into a star of sorts, even if it brought her a tidal wave of snide jokes and venomous criticism. But narcissism and opportunism being what they are, Black is back. This time there appears to have been some actual effort put into one of her songs, which I guess is an improvement. Witness the video for "Sing It," which is not as brutally funny as "Friday" but is also not as memorable. Sure, if the bar of quality for Black is the aural shitstorm that is "Friday," this is a vast improvement -- although no amount of AutoTune can hide the fact that she is simply an untalented singer. But even with a team of more professi
Attn: Cartoon porn enthusiasts

Attn: Cartoon porn enthusiasts

I'm always thrilled when any of my content generates a lot of interest from the inter-tubes community, but there's been a recent trend that I find a little...disturbing.  You see, just over two years ago I posted an amusing news story about Comcast subscribers seeing a little porn on their Disney Channel feed.  Well thanks to a spike in the number of people searching for terms such as "Disney porn" or "Disney Channel porn" it's been one of my most popular posts for about a month (as you can see if you look at the sidebar over on the right). I'm not going to lecture anyone looking for porn on the internet here, nor am I going to get all judgmental but seriously, Disney porn?  I understand that there's all sorts of interesting fetishes out there, but how does one make the leap from watchi
Disney porn, it’s Comcastic!

Disney porn, it’s Comcastic!

Funny Stuff
I have no experience in the television industry, but I have to think that keeping hardcore pornography off the Disney Channel can't be all that hard (no pun intended). Maybe it's just a matter of putting a piece of duct tape over the ACTIVATE PORN button on the big control board for the station feed. Seriously though, kids these days are so damn spoiled. Back in my day, I got tendinitis in my neck by craning it every which way to see through the scrambled Cinemax cable signal. Now all you have to do is sit through a crappy episode of Handy Manny and they just throw the porn at you. Kind of takes the fun out of it if you ask me.  Alright, maybe it doesn't.