Tag: DVR

English manglage: Fight Club

English manglage: Fight Club

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The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club, according to this DVR caption, is: If you must talk about Fight Club, do so in a way that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.  Because that's what Tyler Durden would do. Sorry for the crappy screen capture. For those with vision problems, here's what that jumbled mess says: "An insurance claims adjustor randomly meets a jovial soap-salesman after many repeated, desperate efforts to discover peace-of-mind serves to burden his insomniac tendencies, granting a dangerous new idea to create a kickboxing club secretly." I think the guy who wrote this maybe took one too many blows to the head, no? Related articles There's A Fight Club For Geeks In Silicon Valley. Seriously. (businessin
English manglage: Yes, Dear

English manglage: Yes, Dear

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I think this is the first time an episode description from a DVR has broken the fourth wall.  The paint fumes in question for this episode of Yes, Dear on TBS seem to have actually affected the writer of this little gem. It starts off well enough, but right around the third line it starts to jump the tracks.  By line six it's clear someone is breathing dangerous fumes, and it ain't Kim or Greg.