Tag: G4

Ninja Warrior haiku

Ninja Warrior haiku

TV & Radio
If there's a better show on TV right now than Ninja Warrior (Sasuke), I haven't found it. Inspired by the greatness of this classic piece of programming, I'm dusting off my quill pen and composing a few haikus in honor of it. I've also included some clips, which will probably get yanked at some point. Speed, grace, strength, talent a Ninja Warrior needs That and a wetsuit Check out Nagano This guy is a friggin' beast It's not even fair He's a weird old dude But I'm about half his age He could kick my ass
Could this be the end of Smiling Bob?

Could this be the end of Smiling Bob?

Advertising
If you've watched a football game or any programming on Spike TV or G4 over the last few years, chances are you've seen this image: He of course is none other than Smiling Bob (aka Smilin' Bob), the mascot/pitchman for Enzyte "male enhancement" tablets. What the tablets are supposed to enhance has never been made clear, although the TV ads left little to the imagination. The general theme was that the amount of problems you had in life was inversely proportional to the size of your penis. Despite the dubious and vague claims and utter campiness of their ads, Enzyte became a cash cow. Probably because this country is full of men whose vanity is outstripped only by their gullibility. Anyone with half a brain could see that the ads were total bullshit. That much was made clear durin...