Because Cold War-era nuclear paranoia wasn't just limited to monster movies, you know... Let's take a closer look at the giant, mutated radioactive can of corn niblets shall we? Not sure how niblets the size of this housewive's fist are supposed to convey freshness, but I guess that's why I'm not in advertising.
I guess you can now cross "everything" off the list of things I have not seen, because Valentine's Day was apparently used to sell canned peas. Behold this Green Giant ad from 1952. Yikes. Well this one's definitely going in the Valentine's Day section of the Retrotisements gallery, so if you want to see an even larger version of this advertisement then head over there now.