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Presenting your 2012 London Olympic medal designs

Presenting your 2012 London Olympic medal designs

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So we've already established that the logo for the 2012 London Summer Olympics is an abomination, but what about the medals? Well, they're half an abomination. See for yourself: The front of the medals feature "the traditional image of the Greek Goddess of Victory, Nike, stepping out of the Parthenon to arrive in the Host City." Dammit, is there anything Nike can't get their image on at this point? Really it's not so bad. But then there's the reverse side, with that hideous logo staring me right in the face. It's supposed to be a metaphor for modern London. It also contains a portrayal of the River Thames to reflect London, and a square to break up the medal's circular design and “emphasise its focus on the centre.” See, even the designer (David Watkins) knows it's so awful that
London’s 2012 Olympic logo is awesome

London’s 2012 Olympic logo is awesome

Funny Stuff, Sports
And by awesome I mean craptacular. Seriously, did they even try? They've had two years to put this together, and it looks like something my six-year-old nephew could put together in Microsoft Paint with a blindfold on. Ooooh, it says 2012 if you look closely! OMG!!@@#! (Actually, it looks like Lisa Simpson giving something that rhymes with 'snow job'.) Seriously, I think London really dropped the ball on this one. What they needed to do was to create something more appealing and lasting -- something that speaks to the rich heritage of Great Britain, as well as its many contributions to world culture. Since it's not too late for them to change their minds, I've come up with a few ideas (with all respect to my readers from across the Pond, of course). I just hope the roya...