Tag: mermaids

Still More Mysteries of the Universe

Still More Mysteries of the Universe

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(For other mysteries, check out here and here.  Or don't.) Surely there are some ugly mermaids out there -- why hasn't one ever been represented in a movie or TV show? Does anyone in this country really give a rat's ass about the Olympics?  I mean, outside of the basketball team and Michael Phelps, can you name five American athletes on this year's squad? Could I avoid a vehicular homicide charge if I run a pickup with one of those rubber testicle trailer hitch cover things off a cliff? How is it there are still men on this planet who don't understand that if you are in a men's restroom and there is more than one open urinal, you always leave at least a one-stall buffer? What's the point of having a self-serve machine at the post office if it's so damn complicated for most