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Tag: Millennials

Saturday Night Live is just now catching on to Millennials

Saturday Night Live is just now catching on to Millennials

TV & Radio
Holy crap, was it really more than four years ago that I wrote my little love letter to Millennials? Why, it's like not a day has gone by since then that I don't choke on my own bile as these insanely privileged and irrationally entitled oxygen wasters skip through life with their heads lodged firmly up their asses. Wait, what was I going to talk about before I became blinded with fury? Oh yes, Saturday Night Live. Their recent Daniel Radcliffe-hosted episode featured a sketch called "You Can Do Anything!", which pretty much sums up some of the feelings I posted in that letter. But in comedy sketch form. Polish your participation trophy and check it out. Yup, that about covers it.
Memo to Millennials – You suck

Memo to Millennials – You suck

Rants
I happened to catch a 60 Minutes segment last night detailing a generation of Americans known as "Millennials." I had never heard that term before, but apparently it translates roughly to "entitled, coddled, self-centered punks." According to the report this new generation is going to, like, totally change the way the world works. You know, because life is hard and it's totally reasonable to change things around to make it more comfortable for them. It starts in childhood, when these snots play youth sports and get trophies just for showing up. Because the pain of not winning tee-ball is apparently too psychologically scarring for kids to handle anymore. It gets progressively worse, and reaches the point of parents bitching out college professors for deigning to give little Connor or Sa...