Tag: Photoshop fun

Apr172012 by Chris HolmesNo Comments
Hologram Tupac Shakur Is Truly Outrageous

Hologram Tupac Shakur Is Truly Outrageous

Funny Stuff
He shocked hip hop fans with his dramatic return at Coachella, and he's the talk of the music industry. He's Tupac Shakur, and he's back... in hologram form. And if the spate of posthumous album releases in 2Pac's name are any indication, this won't be a one-off show. So who better to join forces with one of the most celebrated rappers of the '90s than one of the most celebrated fictional girl groups of the '80s? That's right, it's Jem and the Holograms feat. 2Pac! Look for the group's first single, "Truly Outragouz (Muthaf***az)," this summer!
Read More
Dec52011 by Chris Holmes1 Comment
This Christmas, let Lawrence Welk show you the true meaning of horror

This Christmas, let Lawrence Welk show you the true meaning of horror

Album Cover of the Week, Music
The name Lawrence Welk usually conjures up images of pretty, slightly bland music being played by (sometimes) pretty, slightly bland people. Welk was, after all, the host of a hugely successful, long-running variety show named after himself. This clip of "Do You Know the Way to San Jose" from 1971 is fairly representative of the type of music and vibe viewers saw: This is how I've always viewed the man and his show, so imagine my surprise when I stumbled across Welk's malevolent visage staring at me from the album cover from the Christmas Memories holiday collection: Yikes! Now I know why children instinctively fear Santa Claus. I don't know who thought this photo was a good idea, but Welk looks like he's sneaking up behind somebody to snap their neck. I think with a slight r...
Read More
Nov112010 by Chris Holmes1 Comment
Product warning labels we really need

Product warning labels we really need

Funny Stuff
Because the government refuses to just come out and ban cigarettes outright, we get brilliant programs like the recently announced FDA campaign to place more graphic warning labels on packs of smokes.  Here's an example of what they're planning to do: Effective and scary!  I guess.  I know I don't ever want to smoke Brand cigarettes, that much is certain.  Anyway, I suppose it's only a matter of time before the gubmint steps in and tries to scare us from buying all manner of products that can cause real harm, so I've whipped up a few labels to save the taxpayers a little money. Fast Food (more…)
Read More
Sep212010 by Chris HolmesNo Comments
Idiot of the Week: Braylon Edwards

Idiot of the Week: Braylon Edwards

Sports
Ah, another million-dollar athlete with a ten-cent head.  Braylon Edwards of the New York Jets is quickly on his way to wearing out his welcome despite having only been on the team less than a year.  He already avoided one suspension for a misdemeanor aggravated disorderly conduct charge stemming from a fight outside a Cleveland night club in '09. It remains to be seen if he can avoid the wrath of Goodell on this one, but I thought I'd help him out with a bit of community service:
Read More