Tag: X-Men

Trailer Trash — Conan the Barbarian, Midnight in Paris, and X-Men: First Class

Trailer Trash — Conan the Barbarian, Midnight in Paris, and X-Men: First Class

Movies
I don't have time to go to the movies much any more. So instead I'm going to just review some new and upcoming films based solely on their trailers. Because let's face it, most movies only have about two or three minutes' worth of good material anyway. Conan the Barbarian I don't know a damn thing about Conan aside from the first Arnold Schwarzenegger movie (excellent) and the second Arnold Schwarzenegger movie (decent). Maybe Jason Momoa's portrayal of Conan is closer to the figure envisioned by Robert E. Howard in his stories. All I know is that I like my Conan with a touch of cheese and tongue planted firmly in cheek. This new take looks like a real friggin' downer, full on vaguely menacing but generic bad guys. Forgot the title character for a second -- the malevolent and sua...