Parents! Worried that your overweight daughter has not yet developed into the skinny object of male sexual lust that you want? Not to worry, because thanks to Chubbettes your porky lil’ sweetheart can still find validation in the eyes of others!
I think it goes without saying that the above passage is satire, but seriously, how fucked up is this? Oh, and I need to get my hands on a copy of “Pounds and Personality” like yesterday.