I don’t have time to go to the movies much any more. So instead I’m going to just review some new and upcoming films based solely on their trailers. Because let’s face it, most movies only have about two or three minutes’ worth of good material anyway.

Red Tails

Whoa, did that guy just say “negroes”? Is that even allowed in a movie anymore? Well anyway, this looks pretty good even if you have already seen Glory or The Tuskegee Airmen (the latter of which also had Cuba Gooding, Jr.).

Johnny English Reborn

Ugh. Can’t we just get Mike Myers to make another Austin Powers movie or something? I promise to forget that Goldmember ever existed.  Anything to avoid watching Mr. Bean in this travesty. I mean really, groin kicks?

The Ides of March

Ah yes, it’s time for serious George Clooney again. I don’t know, I really want to like his pet projects more than I usually do (*COUGH*Good Night, and Good Luck*COUGH*), so I’ll probably give this one a shot. I’ll even put up with a little Ryan Gosling if it gets me a lot of Philip Seymour Hoffman and Paul Giamatti.

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