White People Still Know How to Party

In case you weren’t already convinced of how painfully white people could look on album covers while supposedly partying, I’m back with even more cringe-inducing evidence. You’ve been warned.

Those aren't song titles, that's the photographer begging for mercy.
'Accordian Party' - Shirley Watts Accordian Band
You mean there's ANOTHER volume of this out there?
Dancing Party — Freddy Martin and His Orchestra
Hey buddy, those aren't her eyes down there.
We're Having a Party
If you have to announce it, you're not doing it right.
'Mrs Mills' Party' - Mrs Mills
That dude in the back with the dice hat is out of fuckin' control.
The Rounders - Good Time Party Songs
One of these things is not like the others...
'Let's have a party!' with Pat Dodd and His Boys, Michael Sammes Singers and others
I don't even know where to begin.
Dance Party Discotheque
And this is how they dance before the cocaine kicks in.
Dance Date
That's about the surliest damn couple I've ever seen on the left.
'Non-stop Party' - Mike Morton
I tried to stick to all live-action shots but this is too good to pass up. Look at that track listing!