English manglage: Spit take

I can only imagine that the only thing worse than being hit in the eyes by the venom of a spitting cobra would be being hit in the eyes by the venom of a spitting cobra and then having to try to edit an article about said cobra.  That’s the only explanation I can think of for the gaffes in this recent article from Yahoo!  (courtesy LiveScience.com):

Cobras!

Man that’s gotta suck.  Not only does the cobra nail you with some venom but it shouts at you too.  “HAVE A FACEFUL OF THIS, JERKOFF!!!#!@  WOOO!$!!@#”